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My Lab Report Conclusion on Vaseline

Let’s interpret this picture to discover the answer using phraseology.

1. 100% Pure: This leads me to believe that whatever is inside the container is unadulterated. From a mother’s perspective, this is great. I respect my mother, and I think she would also think it’s great. So this is ONE positive for Vaseline.
2. Petroleum Jelly: This is a liquid mixture of hydrocarbons in rock strata and it is made from dinosaurs. Horses might also be involved. And jelly is sometimes made from fruit, in this case, it’s made from rocks and dinosaurs. But I think that there’s some good in oil, and I definitely like eating fruit jelly, so extrapolating from these …thoughts, this is ONE positive for Vaseline.
3. Heals Dryness: Milks heals throat dryness and same with water and yogurt and applesauce especially. Because these things heal dryness and are good for you and can be eaten, this phrase leads me to believe that Vaseline is also great for you to eat. This is ONE positive for Vaseline.
4. The Original: This does not make me think of anything specific to positive edibility. But most fruit I think is considered “original” and maybe like other things are too…This is ONE neutral for Vaseline.

Conclusion:
Considering the phrases on the front of the Vaseline jar, I think that Vaseline is probably good for you to eat. There are 3 positive evidences to support my theory, and 1 neutral that neither detracts or supports it.

yagoogaly:

Can eating Vaseline possibly be good for you?  I MUST find the answer!!!